I joined the work football team last night. We’re called the Citi Slickers. Slick we’re not: we managed to win our first game 3-0, but after running around for 17 minutes, we were spent and lost the second 3-1. The other team were coasting and we could have lost by many more than the scoreline showed. Still, I haven’t played in months and wasn’t the worst (or best) person on the pitch.

Predictably I’m a bit achey this morning. So tonight’s start in the Touch Rugby team will be interesting…